You are joking...right?????

Ok I am gonna start by saying immediately that I do NOT watch Dancing with the Stars or any of it's like. Yes Yes I know I am a self proclaimed reality tv junkie. But dancing with the Stars or Skating with 'em is of no interest to me. Since they are against my CBS lineup of ohhh let me think.... Two and a Half men. I love me some Charlie Sheen!

Anyway I also belong to a site called Reality Tea. I was very very disturbed to read on Reality Tea comments about not knowing who Vince Neil is.  What?? How can you possible be alive and breathing and not know who Vince Neil is??? But still proclaim that Bethanny Frankel is the biggest star on Skating with the Stars! What world is this? Did I wake up on ... MARS.

Bethanny Frankel: is famous for well nothing. She is, correction was, on a reality TV show called The Real Housewives of New York. Then I believe she had a show called Bethenny gets married. I should have watched that one cause i am curious how she managed to catch a man... oh thats right she got knocked up. I do know that she also has a few books out, some skinny girl recipes and OH LETS NOT forget that swill she calls Skinny girl cocktails. When i saw swill... It's cause yeah i have tried it.  My opinion Swill!!!! I worked for a long time at the El Rey Theatre tending bar and waiting tables.. I would rather suck up with a straw that liquid sewer mix that gathers under those mats behind the bar then ever try her skinny girl cocktails again. Just MY opinion!

This is a Bethanny Frankel BTW:


Vince Neil on the other hand... A true star. To prove it:

Vince Neil is the front man for a group called MOTLEY CRUE! Do you know who that is?

Motley Crue has 9 albums in total. This is equal to well over a hundred songs.

As one of pop metal's most successful acts of the '80s, Motley Crue thrived during the MTV generation as a photogenic glam metal/hair metal quartet that was unique in its snarl and dark edge. But the band demonstrated an impressive consistency and genuine independence in musical direction throughout the decade through a number of solid compositions (mostly penned by bassist Nikki Sixx) executed with flair and nerve.

What am i doing??

1. If you have ever bent over at the waist and sprayed half a can of Aqua Net in your hair... you know who Motley Crue is.

2. If you owened at least one pair of Acid wash jeans... you know the Crue.

3. If you know who Dr. Feelgood is... you know 'em.

4. If you hear the song Every Rose has a Thorn and you think of Vince Neil... well your just a moron.

In conclusion. Vince Neil is and always will be a much larger star then Temple Beth Frankel!.





Well apparently those he said he was famous for a sex tape where half right. He, according to a google search, did make a sex tape BUT... he is famous for being the front man on Motley Crue.

He still pretty huh ladies???

True Story of Mr and Mrs. Fenton.

Wal mart hates ME!!!!

After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.  Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. 

 

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 

 

 

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals

 

 

 

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom

 

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away."

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

 

 

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

 

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 

 

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

 

 

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he  asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

 

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

 

 

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels

 

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 

 

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" 

 

 

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

Regards,
Wal-Mart

 

Well this is one i brought over from my myspace. But I just wanted to get things started with a laugh so i hope you enjoy it.