the World's Largest Army

  *AMERICA'S HUNTERS Amazing!*
>
> *The world's largest army...America's hunters! I had never
> thought about this....
> *
> *A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a
> handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:
> *
> *There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state
> of Wisconsin. Allow me to restate that number:*
>
> *Over the last several months**Wisconsin's**hunters became
> the eighth largest army in the world.
> *
> *More men under arms than in**Iran.*
>
> *More than**France**and****Germany****combined.
> **
> **These men deployed to the woods of a single American
> state, Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was
> killed.
>
> That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted
> the woods of****Pennsylvania**and****Michigan's****700,000
> hunters, all of whom have now returned home safely.
>
> Toss in a quarter million hunters in**West Virginia****and
> it literally establishes the****fact that**the hunters of
> those four states alone would comprise the largest****army
> in the world.....And then add in the total number of
> hunters in the other 46 states..It's millions more.
>
> The point?
>
> America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with
> that kind of home-grown firepower.
> *
>
> *Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's
> a matter of national security.
> *
> ****************************************
> That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see
> us disarmed.
> *
> *Food for thought when next we consider gun control.
> *
> *Have A Great Day!!
> -------------------------------------
> Overall it's true so if we disregard some assumptions that
> hunters don't possess the same skills as soldiers the
> question would still remain, what army of 2
> million****would want to face 30, 40, 50 million armed
> citizens.
>
> **_Don't ever allow gun control or confiscation of
> guns,_**__**_for the sake of our freedom._*
>

The Arrogance of Authority‏

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....,"
as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his
badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this fucking badge?!
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!!
Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up,
and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the
rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer,
and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools,
ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE........ ! !"

A thump in the dark

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door.

half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers.

at least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out two shadows.

One holds something that looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. one writhes and screams while

the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were outlawed years

before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless..

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing. "Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper.

Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choirboys.

Their friends and relatives can't find any unkind word to say about them..

Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.

But the next day's headline says it all: "Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters..

As the days wear on, the story takes wings. The national media picks it up, then the international media.

The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

The media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and

that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

A few months later, you go to trial. The charges haven't been reduced,

as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you..

Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges. The judge sentences you to life in prison.

This case really happened.

On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term..

How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire ?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.
The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except shotguns..

Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.

Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987. Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw. When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead.

The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions. (The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective even though Ryan used a rifle.)

Nine years later, at Dunblane , Scotland , Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals. Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners.
Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns. The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the
few sidearms still owned by private citizens.
During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism.
Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun. Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released.
Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying,
"We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."
All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences.
Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.
When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities.

Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law. The few who didn't were visited by the police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.

Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know who had handguns? The guns had been registered and licensed.
Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?
WAKE UP AMERICA;THIS IS WHY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS PUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN OUR CONSTITUTION.

"...It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.."
--Samuel Adams

If you think this is important, please forward to everyone you know.

You had better wake up, because Obama is doing this very same thing, over here,and he can get it done.

And there are stupid people in congress and on the street
that will go right along with him.

Dear Friends,

I have been elected Chairman for the N.C.T.E.C.T. I am truly honored to accept this position. The N.C.T.E.C.T. Is a cause that has been dear to me for many years. I accept this position to protect my children, your Children, the elderly, the poverty stricken, the middle class and even those with no class.

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Beautiful Mariah became inflicted with this terrible disease during a performance in Austria. If it can happen to her it can happen to anyone.

Beauties Queen's are not immune.
Beautiful Miss Nevada...


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Where ever I may see, stumble upon or hear rumblings of C.T. I vow to act quickly, approach the individual and in a calm, well heard voice, say.... THere IS a CURE for C.T. If we all work hard to do this in time we will eliminate C.T. totally.

Thank you for your time,

Sincerely,
Barb
N.C.T.E.C.T. Chairperson

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