Dear Friends,

I have been elected Chairman for the N.C.T.E.C.T. I am truly honored to accept this position. The N.C.T.E.C.T. Is a cause that has been dear to me for many years. I accept this position to protect my children, your Children, the elderly, the poverty stricken, the middle class and even those with no class.

C.T. is a rapidly spreading disease. Unlike Aids, Cancer and Diabetes, C.T. is an affliction cleary visible to all. Many are unable to refrain from staring and pointing, making snide comments including the ever popular "OMG". We must work together to prevent the spread of C.T. Even celebrities can have this disease. Recently Mariah Carry came out to speak about it.

Beautiful Mariah became inflicted with this terrible disease during a performance in Austria. If it can happen to her it can happen to anyone.

Beauties Queen's are not immune.
Beautiful Miss Nevada...


C.T. is an extremely touchy subject especially amoung women.

Some of you may be wondering what exactly is C.T.

The causes of C.T. are not always obvious. C.T. commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as shorts, hotpants, or swimwear - particularly when the labia majora are hairless.^[Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch and pudendal cleft may take on a resemblance to the forefoot of a camel.
Some fashion analysts have identified clothing design as a cause, rather than its size. Camel toe may thus be exacerbated by garments with a tight central seam that serves to divide the labia majora.

It is now my mission in life to work hand in hand with my costitchuants to help eliminate this unsightly disease.

Where ever I may see, stumble upon or hear rumblings of C.T. I vow to act quickly, approach the individual and in a calm, well heard voice, say.... THere IS a CURE for C.T. If we all work hard to do this in time we will eliminate C.T. totally.

Thank you for your time,

Sincerely,
Barb
N.C.T.E.C.T. Chairperson

This message brought to you by the National Committee to Eliminate Camel Toe.