The final days of the USA (as we know it)

Scary

Obituary
In 1887 Alexander

Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the

University of Edinburgh ,
had this to say about

the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000

years prior:





"A democracy is always

temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a

permanent
form

of government.
A democracy will continue

to exist up until the time that voters discover

that they can
vote themselves

generous gifts from the public

treasury.
From

that moment on, the majority always votes for

the candidates who promise the
most benefits from the

public treasury, with the result that every

democracy will finally
collapse over loose

fiscal policy, (which is) always followed by a

dictatorship."





"The average age of the

world's greatest civilizations from the

beginning of history, has
been about 200

years.
During those 200

years, these nations always progressed through

the following sequence:





From bondage to

spiritual faith;




From spiritual faith to

great courage;




From courage to

liberty;




From liberty to abundance;






From abundance to complacency;




From

complacency to apathy;




From apathy to

dependence;




From dependence back into

bondage."




The Obituary follows:





Born

1776, Died 2012






It doesn't hurt to

read this several times.




Professor Joseph

Olson of Hamline University School of Law

in St. Paul , Minnesota ,
points out some

interesting facts concerning the last

Presidential election:





Number of States

won byObama:

19 McCain: 29




Square miles of land won

by:Obama:

580,000 McCain: 2,427,000Â






Population of counties won by:Obama:

127 millionMcCain:

143 million




Murder rate per 100,000

residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2

McCain: 2.1





Professor Olson adds:

"In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain

won was




mostly the land owned by the

taxpaying citizens of the country.





Obama

territory mostly encompassed those citizens

living in low income




tenements and living off

various forms of government

welfare..."





Olson believes

theUnited

States is now somewhere between

the




"complacency and apathy" phase of

Professor Tyler's definition of

democracy,




with some forty percent of the

nation's population already having

reached




the "governmental dependency"

phase.





If Congress grants amnesty and

citizenship to twenty million

criminal




invaders called illegal's - and they

vote - then we can say goodbye to the




USA in

fewer than five years.





If you are

in favor of this, then by all means, delete this

message.





If you are not, then pass this

along to help everyone realize just how much is

at
stake, knowing that

apathy is the greatest danger to our

freedom..





This is truly

scary!
Of

course we are not a democracy, we are a

Constitutional Republic .
Someone should point

this out to Obama.
Of course we know he

and too many others pay little attention to The

Constitution.
There couldn't be more

at stake than on Nov 2012.





If you are as

concerned as I am please pass this

along.

The ONLY 5 reasons to put a penis in your mouth!

Recently I had the misfortune of coming across the photo of someone I actually know performing the act of oral sex. I am a modern women. The act its self is not so disturbing to me. The fact that I know the young lady doing it is what disturbed me. Well that and the fact that she allowed herself to be photographed. Well it all got me thinking that perhaps young people today don't know what the penis is actually for.

So for all you young uns out there
In the case of the penis, there are actually two tasks that it handles:

1. releasing urine from the bladder, known as urination
2. releasing sperm and seminal fluid from the prostate gland, known as ejaculation.

Yuck Germs! Do you really want penial germs in your mouth? Like the human mouth doesn't already have
enough germs!

Well ok I get it. No matter what I say or how many fake facts I make up, people are still gonna do it.
I began to think well... sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do. There has to be a good reason
to actually put a penis in your mouth. Surpisingly it didn't take me long to realize that hell yeah! There are
exactly 5, yes you heard me, 5, reasons for doing so.

I will list them for you:

1.  A new car.
     You either want, need or have purchased without spousal consent a new car. In that case you will need to
     perform the act to get a new car or earn a new car.

2.  Maxing out of credit cards.
     You have gone on a major shopping spree and found yourself out of reach of your senses. It is two days
     till the credit card statements arrive via mail your husband checks before you do. This has a bit of a catch to
     it. For every hundred dollars over rational spending is one more blowjob. So if you have overspent by a
     grand. Pucker up buttercup cause that is ten days. or ten bj's. how you decide to distribute is left at your own
     discreation.

3.  Wrecked new car into hubby's garage/mancave.
     Yeah that is gonna cost you. Especially if said garage is where he kept his big screen tv and kegarator. Or
     his prized soft tail harley. The amount of hummers for this one can be actually less then you might think. In the
     case it is quality over quanity. Can you say SWALLOW! and I don't mean tweet tweet lil birdie either.

4.  A night with Chip and Dale... I mean chippendales.
     You find yourself out with the girls at a show featuring The chippendale dancers. You have had to much to
     drink and find yourself unable to drive home. You end up staying over at your girlfriends house and wake up
     in the morning finding yourself buck naked between your girl friend and her husband.  To deal with this one
     which will involve a very very angry husband I say a lot of quanity and hell of a lot of quality. Also stop
     drinking so damn much you lush!

5.   Dum dum de dum.
     Your biological clock is ticking louder then big ben! Your about to hit 40 you got no kids and your mortgage
     rate just went wayyyy up. You gotta get a husband! In the case it is ok to suck suck suck like a starving vampire
    10 minutes till dawn! You suck you swallow and use every trick you got cause honey there is a reason you aint
    found a husband yet. Maybe you ugly. If you ugly you better suck you better like to suck and you damn well
    better suck it like you like it... hell love it cause when the clock in done ticking there is no turning back. Get a
    husband and to keep him you better do it till you actually do love it. Do it without being asked to do it.

And for whatever reason you find yourself having to do it don't be photographed or videotaped cause honey the
internet is forever and everyone will see it. You are NOT Paris Hilton and your ass aint large enough to be a
Kardashian so keep inside your own closed doors. We don't want to know you do it, we don't care if you feel
you have to do it. IT's PORN YOU DUMB SLUT! Keep it to yourself!

Opinions? Anyone? Is anyone in here? Hello???

You are joking...right?????

Ok I am gonna start by saying immediately that I do NOT watch Dancing with the Stars or any of it's like. Yes Yes I know I am a self proclaimed reality tv junkie. But dancing with the Stars or Skating with 'em is of no interest to me. Since they are against my CBS lineup of ohhh let me think.... Two and a Half men. I love me some Charlie Sheen!

Anyway I also belong to a site called Reality Tea. I was very very disturbed to read on Reality Tea comments about not knowing who Vince Neil is.  What?? How can you possible be alive and breathing and not know who Vince Neil is??? But still proclaim that Bethanny Frankel is the biggest star on Skating with the Stars! What world is this? Did I wake up on ... MARS.

Bethanny Frankel: is famous for well nothing. She is, correction was, on a reality TV show called The Real Housewives of New York. Then I believe she had a show called Bethenny gets married. I should have watched that one cause i am curious how she managed to catch a man... oh thats right she got knocked up. I do know that she also has a few books out, some skinny girl recipes and OH LETS NOT forget that swill she calls Skinny girl cocktails. When i saw swill... It's cause yeah i have tried it.  My opinion Swill!!!! I worked for a long time at the El Rey Theatre tending bar and waiting tables.. I would rather suck up with a straw that liquid sewer mix that gathers under those mats behind the bar then ever try her skinny girl cocktails again. Just MY opinion!

This is a Bethanny Frankel BTW:


Vince Neil on the other hand... A true star. To prove it:

Vince Neil is the front man for a group called MOTLEY CRUE! Do you know who that is?

Motley Crue has 9 albums in total. This is equal to well over a hundred songs.

As one of pop metal's most successful acts of the '80s, Motley Crue thrived during the MTV generation as a photogenic glam metal/hair metal quartet that was unique in its snarl and dark edge. But the band demonstrated an impressive consistency and genuine independence in musical direction throughout the decade through a number of solid compositions (mostly penned by bassist Nikki Sixx) executed with flair and nerve.

What am i doing??

1. If you have ever bent over at the waist and sprayed half a can of Aqua Net in your hair... you know who Motley Crue is.

2. If you owened at least one pair of Acid wash jeans... you know the Crue.

3. If you know who Dr. Feelgood is... you know 'em.

4. If you hear the song Every Rose has a Thorn and you think of Vince Neil... well your just a moron.

In conclusion. Vince Neil is and always will be a much larger star then Temple Beth Frankel!.





Well apparently those he said he was famous for a sex tape where half right. He, according to a google search, did make a sex tape BUT... he is famous for being the front man on Motley Crue.

He still pretty huh ladies???

True Story of Mr and Mrs. Fenton.

Wal mart hates ME!!!!

After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.  Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men-he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women-she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. 

 

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

 

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 

 

 

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals

 

 

 

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom

 

 

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away."

 

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

 

 

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department & told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

 

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 

 

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera & used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

 

 

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he  asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

 

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

 

 

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels

 

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 

 

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" 

 

 

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

 

Regards,
Wal-Mart

 

Well this is one i brought over from my myspace. But I just wanted to get things started with a laugh so i hope you enjoy it.