the World's Largest Army

  *AMERICA'S HUNTERS Amazing!*
>
> *The world's largest army...America's hunters! I had never
> thought about this....
> *
> *A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a
> handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:
> *
> *There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state
> of Wisconsin. Allow me to restate that number:*
>
> *Over the last several months**Wisconsin's**hunters became
> the eighth largest army in the world.
> *
> *More men under arms than in**Iran.*
>
> *More than**France**and****Germany****combined.
> **
> **These men deployed to the woods of a single American
> state, Wisconsin, to hunt with firearms, and no one was
> killed.
>
> That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted
> the woods of****Pennsylvania**and****Michigan's****700,000
> hunters, all of whom have now returned home safely.
>
> Toss in a quarter million hunters in**West Virginia****and
> it literally establishes the****fact that**the hunters of
> those four states alone would comprise the largest****army
> in the world.....And then add in the total number of
> hunters in the other 46 states..It's millions more.
>
> The point?
>
> America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with
> that kind of home-grown firepower.
> *
>
> *Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's
> a matter of national security.
> *
> ****************************************
> That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see
> us disarmed.
> *
> *Food for thought when next we consider gun control.
> *
> *Have A Great Day!!
> -------------------------------------
> Overall it's true so if we disregard some assumptions that
> hunters don't possess the same skills as soldiers the
> question would still remain, what army of 2
> million****would want to face 30, 40, 50 million armed
> citizens.
>
> **_Don't ever allow gun control or confiscation of
> guns,_**__**_for the sake of our freedom._*
>

The Arrogance of Authority‏

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....,"
as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his
badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this fucking badge?!
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!!
Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up,
and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the
rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer,
and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools,
ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE........ ! !"

A thump in the dark

You're sound asleep when you hear a thump outside your bedroom door.

half-awake, and nearly paralyzed with fear, you hear muffled whispers.

at least two people have broken into your house and are moving your way.

With your heart pumping, you reach down beside your bed and pick up your shotgun.

You rack a shell into the chamber, then inch toward the door and open it.

In the darkness, you make out two shadows.

One holds something that looks like a crowbar.

When the intruder brandishes it as if to strike, you raise the shotgun and fire.

The blast knocks both thugs to the floor. one writhes and screams while

the second man crawls to the front door and lurches outside.

As you pick up the telephone to call police, you know you're in trouble.

In your country, most guns were outlawed years

before, and the few that are privately owned are so stringently regulated as to make them useless..

Yours was never registered.

Police arrive and inform you that the second burglar has died.

They arrest you for First Degree Murder and Illegal Possession of a Firearm.

When you talk to your attorney, he tells you not to worry: authorities will probably plea the case down to manslaughter.

"What kind of sentence will I get?" you ask.

"Only ten-to-twelve years," he replies, as if that's nothing. "Behave yourself, and you'll be out in seven."

The next day, the shooting is the lead story in the local newspaper.

Somehow, you're portrayed as an eccentric vigilante while the two men you shot are represented as choirboys.

Their friends and relatives can't find any unkind word to say about them..

Buried deep down in the article, authorities acknowledge that both "victims" have been arrested numerous times.

But the next day's headline says it all: "Lovable Rogue Son Didn't Deserve to Die."

The thieves have been transformed from career criminals into Robin Hood-type pranksters..

As the days wear on, the story takes wings. The national media picks it up, then the international media.

The surviving burglar has become a folk hero.

Your attorney says the thief is preparing to sue you, and he'll probably win.

The media publishes reports that your home has been burglarized several times in the past and

that you've been critical of local police for their lack of effort in apprehending the suspects.

After the last break-in, you told your neighbor that you would be prepared next time.

The District Attorney uses this to allege that you were lying in wait for the burglars.

A few months later, you go to trial. The charges haven't been reduced,

as your lawyer had so confidently predicted.

When you take the stand, your anger at the injustice of it all works against you..

Prosecutors paint a picture of you as a mean, vengeful man.

It doesn't take long for the jury to convict you of all charges. The judge sentences you to life in prison.

This case really happened.

On August 22, 1999, Tony Martin of Emneth, Norfolk , England , killed one burglar and wounded a second.

In April, 2000, he was convicted and is now serving a life term..

How did it become a crime to defend one's own life in the once great British Empire ?

It started with the Pistols Act of 1903.

This seemingly reasonable law forbade selling pistols to minors or felons and established that handgun sales were to be made only to those who had a license.
The Firearms Act of 1920 expanded licensing to include not only handguns but all firearms except shotguns..

Later laws passed in 1953 and 1967 outlawed the carrying of any weapon by private citizens and mandated the registration of all shotguns.

Momentum for total handgun confiscation began in earnest after the Hungerford mass shooting in 1987. Michael Ryan, a mentally disturbed man with a Kalashnikov rifle, walked down the streets shooting everyone he saw. When the smoke cleared, 17 people were dead.

The British public, already de-sensitized by eighty years of "gun control", demanded even tougher restrictions. (The seizure of all privately owned handguns was the objective even though Ryan used a rifle.)

Nine years later, at Dunblane , Scotland , Thomas Hamilton used a semi-automatic weapon to murder 16 children and a teacher at a public school.

For many years, the media had portrayed all gun owners as mentally unstable, or worse, criminals. Now the press had a real kook with which to beat up law-abiding gun owners.
Day after day, week after week, the media gave up all pretense of objectivity and demanded a total ban on all handguns. The Dunblane Inquiry, a few months later, sealed the fate of the
few sidearms still owned by private citizens.
During the years in which the British government incrementally took away most gun rights, the notion that a citizen had the right to armed self-defense came to be seen as vigilantism.
Authorities refused to grant gun licenses to people who were threatened, claiming that self-defense was no longer considered a reason to own a gun. Citizens who shot burglars or robbers or rapists were charged while the real criminals were released.
Indeed, after the Martin shooting, a police spokesman was quoted as saying,
"We cannot have people take the law into their own hands."
All of Martin's neighbors had been robbed numerous times, and several elderly people were severely injured in beatings by young thugs who had no fear of the consequences.
Martin himself, a collector of antiques, had seen most of his collection trashed or stolen by burglars.
When the Dunblane Inquiry ended, citizens who owned handguns were given three months to turn them over to local authorities.

Being good British subjects, most people obeyed the law. The few who didn't were visited by the police and threatened with ten-year prison sentences if they didn't comply.

Police later bragged that they'd taken nearly 200,000 handguns from private citizens.

How did the authorities know who had handguns? The guns had been registered and licensed.
Kind of like cars. Sound familiar?
WAKE UP AMERICA;THIS IS WHY OUR FOUNDING FATHERS PUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT IN OUR CONSTITUTION.

"...It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.."
--Samuel Adams

If you think this is important, please forward to everyone you know.

You had better wake up, because Obama is doing this very same thing, over here,and he can get it done.

And there are stupid people in congress and on the street
that will go right along with him.

Dear Friends,

I have been elected Chairman for the N.C.T.E.C.T. I am truly honored to accept this position. The N.C.T.E.C.T. Is a cause that has been dear to me for many years. I accept this position to protect my children, your Children, the elderly, the poverty stricken, the middle class and even those with no class.

C.T. is a rapidly spreading disease. Unlike Aids, Cancer and Diabetes, C.T. is an affliction cleary visible to all. Many are unable to refrain from staring and pointing, making snide comments including the ever popular "OMG". We must work together to prevent the spread of C.T. Even celebrities can have this disease. Recently Mariah Carry came out to speak about it.

Beautiful Mariah became inflicted with this terrible disease during a performance in Austria. If it can happen to her it can happen to anyone.

Beauties Queen's are not immune.
Beautiful Miss Nevada...


C.T. is an extremely touchy subject especially amoung women.

Some of you may be wondering what exactly is C.T.

The causes of C.T. are not always obvious. C.T. commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as shorts, hotpants, or swimwear - particularly when the labia majora are hairless.^[Due to a combination of anatomical factors and the snugness of the fabric, the crotch and pudendal cleft may take on a resemblance to the forefoot of a camel.
Some fashion analysts have identified clothing design as a cause, rather than its size. Camel toe may thus be exacerbated by garments with a tight central seam that serves to divide the labia majora.

It is now my mission in life to work hand in hand with my costitchuants to help eliminate this unsightly disease.

Where ever I may see, stumble upon or hear rumblings of C.T. I vow to act quickly, approach the individual and in a calm, well heard voice, say.... THere IS a CURE for C.T. If we all work hard to do this in time we will eliminate C.T. totally.

Thank you for your time,

Sincerely,
Barb
N.C.T.E.C.T. Chairperson

This message brought to you by the National Committee to Eliminate Camel Toe.

Addiction is addiction stupid

I go to the dr's office. He checks me up and down and sometimes inside and out. If there happens to be an issue he will prescribe some sort of something for my cough or cramps or whatever.

When I was preggers with my daughter I actually had an eardrum bust. I went to the E.R. cause that bitch hurt! Actually I went because, well, bleeding from your ears is a scary thing.

As I layed in the bed and checked the Dr. out, ummm sorry, I mean the dr checked me out. (slip?) He wrote me a prescription for some antibiotic or something other for the infection and then said to me: would you like a prescription for the pain? Being my first pregnancy I was a bit over protective and I responded with OMG didn't i tell you I am pregnant???? He laughed and said yeah you mentioned it a few times but I can still give you something. Well I have a pretty good tolerance for pain so I politely declined and told him I could always take Tylenol if I feel I need too.

That was it. I totally put it out of my mind till .... NOW! Or rather till lately. Blame it on the fact that I am now addicted to the TV show Intervention. That and the fact that a couple of years after Stina was born some shall I call them people, yes people, and I use the term loosely, came into my life.

It then came to my attention that this person in particular is so addicted to pain killers and dopey feeling drugs that (Instead of using he or she I will say IT,) It would not only go to several doctors in a couple of states to obtain these pain killers. Yet this person does not or will not admit to having an addiction.

In my opinion, and we all know what that is worth.. nothing, this addiction is no differernt from cocaine, crack, or meth. Just because IT does not go to a house and sit and smoke from a crack pipe all day does not make a difference. These prescription pills are just the same as crack when abused.

The pill popper is a junkie too! I think a junkie is someone who has to have something. HAS to have it! If you think you need that pain killer or pain killers the first thing in the morning then you are just as addicted as the person who stands on a corner waiting to buy Meth at 5 am. Maybe this person should get off its lazy ass walk around a bit and wait to see if there is any pain. Not just assume there will be pain eventually so pop goes the pills.

Now there is NOT a damn thing these dr's can do about it. Especially if they are in different states. It is not a case of the right hand not knowing what the left is doing, it's a case of the addict breaking the law. The meth head might steal from family and friends for a fix but IT is perpatrating a crime too...

I have my addiction too. I know it's not easy to quit. I smoke. I have tried to quit several several times and always end up worse then I was before, feeling like i have to make up for lost time. I should clarify.. for those who don't know me.. I smoke cigarettes nicotine only. I am not judging anyone really. I know everyone has their crosses to carry but it is my blog and I really can write what I want on here. If you think I am talking about you, YOU ARE PARANOID from all the drugs you take lmao.

Tune in later in the week to read about how there is always a bit of truth behind every allagation. I will learn to spell it before then i promise.

Peace!!

Everything Kardashian

Let's start with Everything Kardashian turns my stomach. Those girls are the cheapest, most easily bought females to walk the face of this earth.

Ok call me hater. It does NOT bother me one bit!

The Girls themselves are beautiful, just georgous! But inside they are a mess. To be honest I find them more fucked up then a rattle snake in a lawn mower.

Lets start with the true evil. The one and thankfully the only:

Kris Kardashian Jenner. Instead of mother, others refer to her as the pimpmonger. That is truly what she is she is the reason the life of her children is a mess and right now for Kim, a publicity NIGHMARE on Rodea drive. How in the world she ever ended up with a man like Bruce Jenner is wayyyy beyond this bloggers wildest imagination. She must suck a mean... Oh sorry nevermind. Ewwww. I must drink tequila to remove that mental picture!

Anyyywayyyy: Kris Jenner, manager of every member of her family makes mommy dearest look like mother of the year. As a mother I would like my children to be, to themselves and others, wholesome young people with respect for other's and for THEMSELVES. I would never encourage my children to do the things this momma does. 72 day weddings, a leaked, homemade porno, or promote incivility within a marriage to gain TV ratings.But not all momma's think like I do. For example KRIS JENNER!

Next we have lil Kimmie Kakes. Oh where does one begin. This chikie poop moves from man to man. Well can I really call it that .. when she actually remains within the same group of men. She just goes round and round and round with the same men. Throw in a shiek or too or whatever that rich guy may be. At what point is your self esteem so low that you continue to return to the same guy time after times though he pubicaly disses you? Do you have an idea how many games I lost the year she was ringing around the rosy with Reggie Bush! That bitch owes me some green! I know there is someting in her schedule about sexing it up with a Kanye West. Someone please tell me what a Kanye West is. Nevermind i just googled it.. I am no more impressed with him them my 3 yr old was when showed a picture of Mick Jagger. That was enough to make my child never sing the Tic Toc song again (much to my relief).

Oh wait then she just had to throw in a marriage to Kris Humphries. Let's not forget "wedding of the century" to this basketball player Kris. Friends! A wedding of the century was Prince Charles to Lady Diana and his handsome son to beautiful and classy Kate Middleton. NOT a wedding of gal who is famous for making a sex tape and a basketball star. I stick by that even though I find Mr. Humphries a real baby doll. I would like to bend him over my knee and spank his lil bottom. To far? Sorry sometimes I need someone to stop me eh?

Kimmy never wanted or let her handsome groom move into her California home! HINT HINT MR HUMPHRIES! She never took his last name! This "marriage" lasted all of 72 days. Yes 72 days! In all honesty that is 70 days longer then I thought it would last. That marriage was never gonna last.

What else can I say about Kimmie she is a hoochie. Hoochie? Do people still say that. She is a bed hopper. No morals! No self respect? How does this happen to someone so beautiful? Hell with it. I don't like her, She is a bad role model for young girls worldwide.

Hey what is the name of the boring one? The one with minimal appeal? The one married to that Scott guy? Oh that's right! Kourtney. Well I think she is a waste of TV Time. There is just nothing, and I mean NOTHING, interesting about her. She appears to be a good mommy. Which is a huge suprise when you think about her own mommy dearest. She does seem to pick on that Scott dude ALOT! I like Scott. God bless him for putting up with the diseaster that is called Kardashians. Especially Mommy dearest!

I used to Love LOVE LOVE! Khloe. Only to find out later she most likely isn't even a true Kardashian which expains why her beauty is more. Her sense of humor is more. She is just so much MORE then the rest!

CRASH! BANG! BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khloe falls from my good graces! She now has a spin off of her own. She let's it all hang out too! Fertility issues, sex life all of it! I think I lost interest in her when I began to realize that her apple didn't fall to far from the diseaster tree known as all things Kardashians. I feel she is the sole cause of Lamar Odom's bad year. I think she is putting to much pressure on the man by his playing basketball and having to tape a reality show too. I know he is full growed up man but come on... It must be stressful. Can you imagine the entire world knowing your every move? Every time you go to the bathroom or eat. Everytime you have sex or dont?

As you can tell I am NOT a fan. I purposly left out the little Jenner girl. Kylie and Kendell. They are the cutest lil things left of puppies and ladybugs. I think there might still be a bit of home for them.

Signing off till the next time i need to bitch. love and god bless to all. Even the Kardashians!

The final days of the USA (as we know it)

Scary

Obituary
In 1887 Alexander

Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the

University of Edinburgh ,
had this to say about

the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000

years prior:





"A democracy is always

temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a

permanent
form

of government.
A democracy will continue

to exist up until the time that voters discover

that they can
vote themselves

generous gifts from the public

treasury.
From

that moment on, the majority always votes for

the candidates who promise the
most benefits from the

public treasury, with the result that every

democracy will finally
collapse over loose

fiscal policy, (which is) always followed by a

dictatorship."





"The average age of the

world's greatest civilizations from the

beginning of history, has
been about 200

years.
During those 200

years, these nations always progressed through

the following sequence:





From bondage to

spiritual faith;




From spiritual faith to

great courage;




From courage to

liberty;




From liberty to abundance;






From abundance to complacency;




From

complacency to apathy;




From apathy to

dependence;




From dependence back into

bondage."




The Obituary follows:





Born

1776, Died 2012






It doesn't hurt to

read this several times.




Professor Joseph

Olson of Hamline University School of Law

in St. Paul , Minnesota ,
points out some

interesting facts concerning the last

Presidential election:





Number of States

won byObama:

19 McCain: 29




Square miles of land won

by:Obama:

580,000 McCain: 2,427,000Â






Population of counties won by:Obama:

127 millionMcCain:

143 million




Murder rate per 100,000

residents in counties won by: Obama: 13.2

McCain: 2.1





Professor Olson adds:

"In aggregate, the map of the territory McCain

won was




mostly the land owned by the

taxpaying citizens of the country.





Obama

territory mostly encompassed those citizens

living in low income




tenements and living off

various forms of government

welfare..."





Olson believes

theUnited

States is now somewhere between

the




"complacency and apathy" phase of

Professor Tyler's definition of

democracy,




with some forty percent of the

nation's population already having

reached




the "governmental dependency"

phase.





If Congress grants amnesty and

citizenship to twenty million

criminal




invaders called illegal's - and they

vote - then we can say goodbye to the




USA in

fewer than five years.





If you are

in favor of this, then by all means, delete this

message.





If you are not, then pass this

along to help everyone realize just how much is

at
stake, knowing that

apathy is the greatest danger to our

freedom..





This is truly

scary!
Of

course we are not a democracy, we are a

Constitutional Republic .
Someone should point

this out to Obama.
Of course we know he

and too many others pay little attention to The

Constitution.
There couldn't be more

at stake than on Nov 2012.





If you are as

concerned as I am please pass this

along.